No crowbar? Kidding, really I have to go for the chainsaw. Maybe its all those zombie movies where people use them for defense or Ash from Army of Darkness. But something about the revving of the engine, your enemy coming apart before you or the way the blood of your enemies decorates the walls in a fashion of modern art.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)