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The Fireside Tales - Chapter Eight
Apr 29th 2015
Chapter Eight: Trouble at the Rusty Dragon
"'Let them drink and eat themselves silly!' Adra said to the Twisted Sister, 'For they deserve their merriment!'"
It took Lotho and Alicia about fifteen minutes to calm down. During that time, the noises from the bottom floor continued to grow louder and louder until it could be heard through the floorboards of the room. Valtyra, once Lotho and Alicia quieted, got up, removed her equipment and headed down to the eating room. She heard the patter of Bubnug's footsteps behind her.
RCM Fanfic - Agents of ARACHNOS, Ep. 6
Apr 22nd 2015
Chapter 6 – Snakes and Spiders
"I haven't seen a spider around the house in days. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLANNING?" –Robin Williams
RCM Fanfic - Agents of ARACHNOS, Ep. 5
Apr 12th 2015
Episode 5 - What the Hell Is Going On?
"It's not what you look at that matters. It's what you see."
-Henry David Thoreau
The Fireside Tales - Chapter Six
Apr 1st 2015
Chapter Six: The Hunt
"Secrets are wonderful things. They are the information that we keep within ourselves, locked away from everyone else unless we willingly unlock them. Yet they always seem to do more harm than good."
Valtyra took a seat at the table where she was sitting only a short while ago and sighed. The others followed suit and the group was quiet for a few minutes. Aldern broke the silence with, "Come on! We can't sit around moping all day! Let's go on that hunting trip!"
The Fireside Tales - Chapter Five
Mar 18th 2015
Chapter Five: Monster In the Closet
"The sun rising is a chance for new choices, new opportunities, and new problems. Embrace the new day, but always be cautious. For fate will not leave the victims of her game alone."
Valtyra awoke to the bright burning of the noonday sun. The bed next to her was still occupied by the small form of Bubnug breathing, his chest slowly rising and falling rhythmically. She smiled and stretched, letting out a small yawn before getting out of bed. The half elf was buckling the final strap of her weapons when Bubnug sat up, looking around blearily.
RCM Fanfic - Agents of ARACHNOS, Ep. 3
Mar 12th 2015
Episode 3 – Dream A Little Dream
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
-Dr. Seuss
The Fireside Tales - Chapter Four
Mar 4th 2015
Chapter Four: The Desecrated Vault
"The result of a goblin raid is almost never good. They burn buildings. They kill animals. They wreak havoc on food storages. But they are all cowards. Unless they take mellowroot, they will run when they realize how precarious their situation is. So, if you are attacked, let them know that you are the bigger force and in control. And if they do damage, make sure that you respond in such a way that they will never bother you again."
It was a rough day for the citizens of Sandpoint. Goblin corpses were scattered all over Sandpoint's town square and the north gate, but the people could breathe a sigh of relief that none of the citizens died, and that those with serious injuries would keep living. Those that could work started making fires and throwing the corpses into them letting the purification of the flames flow over the tainted creatures. The sun rose back into the sky onto fires still burning, and citizens started to walk back home, praising the new "heroes of Sandpoint" as they passed.
RCM Fanfic - Agents of ARACHNOS, Ep. 2
Feb 25th 2015
Episode 2 - Not All Is As It Seems
"Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?"
-Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama
The Fireside Tales - Chapter Three
Feb 18th 2015
Chapter Three: Die Dog, Die!
"Scholars have never gotten the answer to why goblins hate dogs with such passion. Some think that it is hardwired in their brains, like a dog's desire to chase cats. Others say that it might be related to the fact that goblins have rodent-like creatures called 'goblin dogs,' saying that goblins may think that dogs are pale imitations of the goblin dog. They could just be driven by fear to hate dogs. Whatever the reason, if goblins are attacking, they will go for dogs before any human."
The three companions arrived at the north gate to see that the battle had indeed moved here. Guards were all over fending off the lunatic goblins at the edges of the area and nearby buildings were starting to catch on fire. However, there was no one at the actual gate except for a mounted goblin, a cowering noble, and a dog.
RCM Fanfic - Agents of ARACHNOS, Ep. 1
Feb 14th 2015
The Agents of ARACHNOS
Episode 1: The Beginning
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."