I, DA BARK LURD, COMMAND THE ATTENTION OF THE RIVALCAST MEDIA STAFF. It has been many months since my very public declaration to destroy RivalCast Media and those associated with it. Your offensiveness, particularly in the slanderous though somewhat accurate chronicles published by the girly one, reached levels heretofore unseen in the internet. I have been triggered so hard that I was forced to take a step back, reassess my plans for world domination, and relax for a while with the relative stress relief of reading the misinformed, highly charged political comments that appear under any news article thread posted anywhere ever. SUCH IS THE LEVEL OF HATRED AND CONTEMPT I HAVE FOR YOUR ORGANISATION.
I, DA BARK LURD, COMMAND THE ATTENTION OF THE RIVALCAST STAFF. For months, I have observed your insolence and mockery. My advisers cajoled me into maintaining a distance, turning the other cheek, allowing the systematic impertinence to continue. This morning, those advisers were thanked for their service with a pair of designer cement shoes and a pool party in my exclusive shark tank. I will tolerate your offensiveness no longer.