If RCM Was A Kindergarten Class (Valentine's Edition)
Everybody knows that RCM doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day. What we celebrate mid-February is the 15th, or what is commonly referred to as Half-Priced Chocolates Day. But that doesn't mean we were ALWAYS like that. Before Cupid was stupid and adult life reared its cynical head, our staffers were once innocent little schoolkids who just wanted to share affection and arbitrarily sugary treats in the middle of a school day.

If the RCM staff were members of a kindergarten class....

1. Varyar's valentines to the class would definitely be this:
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2. Hax would go Darcy on us:
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3. Baron would obviously love everyone so much it would be scary...
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4. ...while Jen's would be slightly threatening.
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5. Bio's would be a little corny...
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6. And Dee's a little...you know...
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7. Killer would send these because he'd think it funny
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8. ...until Candi got upset, and he had to make a special one just for her:
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9. Hax, by this point, would make a second attempt, but only to his friends (to hell with those nose-pickers by the window):
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10. Vampy would receive a special Valentine gift from B...
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11. ...leading her to make an observation:
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12. Bubba would take things to the next level, get yelled at by the teacher, and end up passing out these:
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13. ...and then chat would of course send the weird ones:
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Hmm.
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Wait, that last one.
How did you get a picture of Dee's second wife!












KIDDING, it does look like one my last girl friend would have given me.
My valentine to her can not be posted as its not work place safe so I wont share it. The punch line does say "But the Doctor refused to remove it".